Houston Jones

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

Northwest Houston

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.

"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"

by Dr. Frank George April 21, 2019

captain raymond holt

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.

Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

Houston Galleria

Opened in 1970, Houston's Galleria is the original, in the sense that it was the first mall in the U.S. to fuse a mall with hotels and office towers, not to mention an ice skating rink bigger than Rockefeller Center. The mixed-use concept has been used in other malls since then, but this was the first, and therefore important in the evolution of malls. Modeled after the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele in Milan, Italy. Currently about 375 stores and 50 restaurants.

the Galleria (with a small t) owns all others, except the original in Milan.

by the migster September 5, 2005

Houlihan

To utterly fuck something up to an incredible degree.

The team got Houlihanned.

by Wode September 5, 2011

Houston Stuffed Turkey

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

Houstatlantavegas

1. A song by Hip Hop/R&B artist Drake widely believed to be about a stripper or video vixen (it is never distinguished 100% by anything other than Drake saying to "throw your ones up in the air for her"). However, despite the topic of the song, "Houstatlantavegas" clearly represents a fictional setting/city, combining the names of three major cities with a very hostile/lively nightlife, in which lights are flashing, people are moving, and there is no sign of slowing down; if not a state of mind in which it is called "Houstatlantavegas" in order to represent an accelerated train of thought lacking anything wholesome, substantial, or important, an almost "high off life" mentality. Drake states in the hook "She just stuck in Houstatlantavegas", so to speak of "Houstatlantavegas" out of the context of the song is the equivalent of saying something is 'lost in the sauce', or somewhere something can't be found/reached or brought back; It is stuck in "Houstatlantavegas".

A. If you don't know specifically where you are, it would be safe to say you're stuck in Houstatlantavegas, providing the environment fits the implied description in the song.

B. In a party, lounge/bar or (especially) club setting, where you are having a little too much fun to be completely coherent. Your phone rings, or a text comes in, asking what it is you're doing or where it is you're at, to which you reply that you are currently "stuck in Houstatlantavegas".

C. Don't put it past one to describe a high or drug trip to be the equivalent of being "stuck in Houstatlantavegas", obviously using the name extremely loose and referring to Houstatlantavegas to a state of mind.

by Theharlemshake May 24, 2009