Hornerism

n.
The act or an example of repeating mindless cliches or sayings that do not even make sense in the context.

A common Hornerism is

*sighs* "Man, I'm up to my elbows in alligators and busier than a one armed paper hanger in a pile of quicksand and that is, is the bottom line."

This would only be a Hornerism if the person who said this just got back from a 2-hour lunch with perspective "customers" who just happen to amount to no business.

by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004

james horner

Causing eargasms since 1953

I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions

by noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 30, 2011

horner man

someone who you cheat on ur spouse with. commonly used by people from the island of trinidad and tobago.

de horner man run outa de house

by nea_nea August 5, 2008

Filthy Horner

Rubbing your hand on your butt sweat then slapping someone.

If you don't calm down I'm going to come over there and give you a Filthy Horner!

by Shelby Badger September 30, 2012

Jade Horner

Jade Horner is an amazing girl, She is beautiful, smart, funny and she has a way of making everyone around her smile. She has an amazing sence of music. She has only one Flaw that i can notice.. That she can never see how good she is and that she is so perfect, I wish she could see herself the way i can see her then maybe she wouldnt think so little of herself.

Hey Look its Jade Horner

by ThePluckingSong November 22, 2010

Mr Horner

That fit but strict PE teacher who gives more shits about the right trousers for PE than a student with a broken neck

JIMMEH: DuDe i have Mr Horner for PE
KENNETH: ShIt MaN do you have trousers with no logo, 100% black?
JIMMEH: No..
KENNETH: consider yourself dead

by poopypoopystink September 12, 2021

Mrs Horner

A mother fucking bitch ass teacher who know bull shit about her job.

Mrs Horner: Ok class get to work on shit that will never help you in life

Class: SHUT UP BITCH

by fuqboidick October 21, 2017