homocentricity

Being homocentric; talking about nothing but being gay.

Why is everyone at work being so homocentric lately? What's with the homocentricity?

by Homocentric July 14, 2005

homomoments

Brief periods of awkwardness between friends made by one or more of the friends acting or saying something gay.

That sleepover was full of homomoments. Tory kept talkin' about man butts.

by Mike Monsport October 14, 2007

homoment

when two people of the same gender experience a moment where they would rather be groping and kissing than talking.

Hey andie, check out those two guys over there having their homoment.

by lucytron January 13, 2003

Hornometer

A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak

Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.

by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013

Hormental

When a mentally unstable female is on her period.

"That girl is acting SO hormental"

by anonymous69420 February 22, 2013

Homoment

A moment in which you realize something you or someone else said was homosexual.

Jessica: So you and Jake get along?

Brad: Me and Jake!? Shoot, me and him are basically inseparable!

Jessica: Uhhhh...

Brad: Shit... I think that was a homoment.

by Trabe39 November 9, 2009

Homosental

From the streets of Arizona meaning when a person is feeling sorry for themself. A mix of homo and sentimental.

Dude broke up with his girlfriend and was feeling all Homosental.

by AsleepAltima February 7, 2005