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Hong Kong sleepover 

The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.
Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.
Hong Kong sleepover by Ned March 26, 2003
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Hong Kong shits 

When you eat at the Hong Kong Buffet in JohnstownPennsylvania and you gets the shits the next day from eating there.
Hi, I can't come into to work today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks, bye.
Hong Kong shits by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

Hong Kong Style 

To act in a sudden, extreme and visually stunning way. Usually violent.
The crowd at the bar fell silent when Ben went Hong Kong Style on some dude's head.
Hong Kong Style by Sar70 November 15, 2010

hong kong superstar 

Typically asian guys that have their dark hair spiked up and forward, with a portion (often just the tips) bleached blonde. Somewhat derogatory.

mrs wongs hong kong special 

its that special dinner in the back of the restaurant

you get a full course dim yum sum meal with a happy ending
the waitress took me into the back for Mrs Wongs Hong kong special

Hong Kong Gym Shower 

Any activity involving two people and Paul Rudd.
Last night Ben and I had a Hong Kong Gym Shower at the Karaoke bar.
Hong Kong Gym Shower by hailster December 14, 2010

hong kong beef slab 

The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT