Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

by maXrUm December 16, 2004

homoerectis

When a man looks at another man and pops a boner.

Aja has experienced many homoerectices

by pitogrande May 17, 2003

homosectional

A sectional counch owned by homosexuals.

Bob and Larry went shopping yesterday for the perfect patterned homosectional.

by Hange December 9, 2008

Homoerecti

The species of gay, douchbag males and females. Behavior consists of insisting on being first, sitting in back of rooms "backrow faggots". Usually have long curly hair or short curly hair. Imitate cool people and can just make a really awesome activity or saying or joke seem gay and lame.

Homoerectan is male homoerecti
Homoerectus is female
Homoerecti being plural of both forms

"Wow that was a really funny joke until the homoerecti had to say it."

by alrybin May 12, 2010

Homosectional

The types of cheap couches and living-room furniture that gay guys decorate with that are inconsistent with the stereotypical perception that gays are great decorators.

I thought that when we went to Jim and Kevin's new place we would see fabulous stuff. But their joint was crammed with Homosectionals.

by Paul August 23, 2004

homosectional

an apartment sized couch that has all of the appeal of a regular sofa sectional while not lowering oneself to Ikea quality; a homosectional is to a sofasectional what a H2 is to a Hummer

I had the leather sofasectional delivered but it only fit if I openned the patio door to my balcony, so I had to return it and get a homosectional

by niclo-jo August 3, 2011

Homosectional

1. An area where people are/a group of people that you would usually call "gay" which itself makes just as little sense as this word.

2. people that are annoying BECAUSE they hang out at a certain spot or section.

Ben: Whats up with them kids that hang outside the mall?

Pete: Them over there? They is homosectional.

by PShwa December 13, 2008