Homeopathy

Medicine able to cure everything except actual illness.

Example: Chop a homeopaths leg off.

Cure that homeopathy!

by tlc01 January 25, 2011

homerphobia

Fear of studying, specifically fear of studying at the Homer D. Babbidge Library at the University of Connecticut at Storrs, UCONN.

Less frequently used to describe a person who purports to be well read, but who in fact has never read the classics and reads nothing but modern cheesy novels.

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Fern: Chris follows Liz everywhere but the library.
Dave: Yeah that homerphobic dumbass will be lucky if he gets a 2.0 GPA.

Dexter didn’t believe me when I told him Duckman’s son was named after a character in the Iliad, proving him to be a complete homerphobe.

by C. Thonic December 19, 2004

homeopathic intelligence

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.

Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

homepooper

Someone who is unwilling to take a dump in a public restroom, and would rather wait till they are home no matter how bad they have to go. Most likely due to unsanitary conditions.

Person 1: Man, I have to take a wicked shit!
Person 2: Well the restroom is over there!
Person 1: Nope, I am a homepooper. I only take a dump at home.

by putt3421 March 26, 2009

homepage

It is the white persons way of making fun a black persons ebonics or slang, but this has an actual intelligent meaning behind it and isnt just broken english

whats up homepage?
hows is going homepage?

by T-bones1 January 4, 2008

Homeapathy

The medical practice of ignoring your ailment in the hope it disappears.

Nah, I'm not going to bother going to the doctor I'm into Homeapathy now.

by Scarydog October 7, 2010

Homerphobic

If someone is homerphobic, they are terrified of Homer Simpson from the Simpsons. If they are born with homerphobia it can develop into being scared of anything yellow

Person 1: are you homerphobic?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: do you like my yellow socks?
Person 2 GET THOSE AWAY FROM ME

by Keegan Unkn0wn August 8, 2021