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hoeatitis

A person that is a hoe and she’s doing hoe shit shes diagnosed with hoeatitis
Bro Joana has hoeatitis
by Xiomaraxx.t August 30, 2019
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Loganitis

This is a disease which someone is severely attracted to large testicles.specifically black ones. They visualize big black balls jiggling up and down their mouth.As a side effect they are named Logan and are very gay.
I feel bad for Logan he has loganitis and will die soon.
by The very extremely official April 19, 2022
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Hornitis

Extreme fluidity in the crotch area; may have the desire to grind on odd body parts of partner. Thoughts of engaging in slut-like behavior with the opposite sex due to being turn down for sex or partner refusing. May speak of vulgar sexually explicit acts. Symptoms include: wet underwear, dizziness, electrical impulses in clitorial area; women equivalent to blue balls
-I was gonna put out but he refused; now I have hornitis.

- Never leave your girl with the case of hornitits
by ChichiAli August 1, 2015
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doganitis

When you own dogs but want more dogs.
Aw man I have doganitis
by Graaylynn February 14, 2017
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Hyogaitis

The technical term for those who are plagued with the constant act of falling upon their faces whenever they are knocked over, despite how they fall down. This is often present with prissy gay boys; Named after Cygnus Hyoga, the first victim of the disease.

This is well known by the many fangirls and gay followers of the popular 1980s manga and anime series known as Saint Seiya (Knights of the Zodiac in US).
Fangirl#1: Oh my god, did you see him faceplant just from getting shoved?

Fangirl#2: I did! Poor thing must be suffering from Hyogaitis.
by Pseudonym goes here February 21, 2010
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Humanitis Infectee

One or more persons inflicted with a common, deadly, horrific disease called "Humanitis."
El Dorado High School (also known as Eldo) teaching staff in Placerville, CA, United States.

Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.
by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007
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Hoeinitis

This is a genetic condition passed on from other to child at birth.
This is very serious and should not be taken lightly.
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it.
It is more common in females than males.
The only known cure is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact your local thot patrol.

Get them help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find them at your street corner looking for a good time.
The other day I saw Jenny on the street corner
Yeah me too
I heard her mom used to sleep around at a young age so Jenny probably has hoeinitis.
by Chmdbba 19 February 18, 2018
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