Hofolio

Ones collection/portfolio of girl's phone numbers. One's hofolio is often stored on their cellular phone.

"Who should we hang out with tonight? You should check your hofolio to see who is available."

by Angstd May 16, 2008

Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

Hoffströmming

Scandinavian origin.
Means an employee that self promotes themselves to be so above the other that they will complain about every single little thing about their fellow colleagues doings that eventually nobody really cares what this person has to say, they might find themselves hoffströmming.

Ugh i can't stand our new co-worker.

Yeah he's obviously hoffströmming again.

by Esko K September 29, 2022

Hobosexual

A Hobosexual is a person who gets into relationships to avoid being homeless.

I think he's only in a relationship with me because he has no where to live, yea that boy is a hobosexual.

by katethegr8 February 12, 2019

Del tha Funkee Homosapien

old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes

Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type

by been jammin August 26, 2005

holosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)

Person 1: Look at that persons holo collection!
Person 2: They must be a holosexual

by Certified Holosexual August 1, 2015

Hofshits

When you attend Hofstra University and eat the food there, and then you have to take a shit. The shit is much worse than regular shits and it hits different.

Zack: bro i just ate at the Chinese buffet you know what that means.
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep

by Creator69420 September 25, 2019