hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 22, 2021

mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.

that nigga sicario like mister hoeless

by armednigger January 5, 2022

simply.hoeless

the worst one piece anitoker and all his moots are dirty fags fuck simply hoeless😂

timmy- have you seen simply.hoeless's new vid
jared- who the FUCK is that loser hes admitting to being hoeless what a bitch 😂

by poppyplaytime193 May 12, 2022

Hoeless

A person with no hoes.

N.J has lost all hope at getting cou and now is hoeless

by Paperpancake747 June 7, 2022

Hoeless

A person who gets no bitches or has the name haylon

I never want to be like haylon he’s forever hoeless

by Taidaye December 5, 2023

Hoeless

Anybody with the name Travis.

He gets all the females whats his name?

Nah he’s hoeless

by WhoopMaster339 August 21, 2024

Hoeless

Anybody with the name Travis.

Travis gets all the girls!
Nah he’s hoeless

by WhoopMaster339 August 21, 2024