hoe dandy

A hoe dandy means a pimp.

The daddy for those trick babes is their hoe dandy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2020

Hoe-dar

an internal detection system which monitors and registers the presence of a hoe and indicates the hoe-nosity level of a person or groups of people one comes in contact with.

As the cheerleaders passed by me, my hoe-dar went wacko.

by Guess Who March 13, 2004

hoe dont do it

the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying

"ugh zeus fucks everything!"

Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"

by you.assbutt March 29, 2015

National Hoe Day

June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.

“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”

by linglingg June 16, 2018

slap a hoe day

On October 15 slap a hoe

Why did you slap me? Because it’s slap a hoe day

by Hahhahlol123 October 14, 2019

Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She might think she's right about everything. She can be a bit obsessive and delusional too. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin

"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"

by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020

hoe-dinkle

An endearing use of the word "hoe" when aforementioned hoe is annoying you.

"Karyn, don't be a hoe-dinkle."

by notahoe-dinkle January 18, 2018