job-hoard

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.

job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "

young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"

job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "

by p5150 January 1, 2010

golden hoard

Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.

I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.

by Bigshifter October 26, 2013

Whore Hoard

A hoard of whore

Wow josh, look at that whore hoard

by Bear sausage May 6, 2019

Re-Hoard

The act of taking or buying another's previously hoarded items for the purposes of your own hoarding.

My grandmother hits yard sales at 6 am to buy a bunch of crap she can re-hoard.

by durhamama May 10, 2011

lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

covid hoard

Noun. The bunch of food, water and stuff that doesnt go bad and paper products that you hoarded so that your ready for a shut down... oh sorry bro excuse my covid hoard... last time I went to the store I could only get 1 pack of water but I got a shit ton of cereal and chips.

Yo dont worry about my covid hoard in the side room. I dont wanna run out of cereal or water again!

by Jokester72 September 26, 2020

Cohl Hoard

Awesome,loveable, cunty little bitch who is always a good boy.

I want a cohl hoard he dose what I want

by Jaxonwhatt February 26, 2026