Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.

"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"

by Justanobody714 January 18, 2017

ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)

Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!

by neochronomo March 19, 2011

ho-hummer

a reluctant blowjob

She didn't really feel like fooling around last night so she just gave me a ho-hummer. It wasn't that great.

by Red D July 14, 2011

Ho Humper

1) someone who humps hoes in the backseat of his el camino

dude, that guy, he's such a ho humper, i saw her and jennifer in his el camino and they didn't get out for another 15 minutes

by Jimmy Metzger June 12, 2003

ho hummish

adj. Moderately bleak state of being. Similar to eeyoriffic but not so gloomy.

...............

I don't think I’ll go out tonight. I feel a bit ho hummish.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2017

hump a ho

to jump a curb, just like flip a bitch is to make a u turn, you can have a very erotic conversation about driving if you were so inclined to.

ima was driving in the wrong direction so i told her to flip a bitch, but she didn't see the curb so she ended up humping a ho.

if you were running from the cops you could hump a ho to get away.

by philip.f October 7, 2007

Human Torch That Ho

When you're fucking a girl, then light a match and burn her ass with it. She then screams and you say, "You just got human torched!"

"Did you human torch that ho last night?"

"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"

by B-Rad 1992 March 2, 2009