Lazy hitch hiker

When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.

Come sit over here so i can give you a Lazy hitch hiker

by dirtbiker1488 July 22, 2009

Gay Hitch Hiker

Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Lazy Hitch hiker

lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.

by Sean the Buffalo December 4, 2010

Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt

Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker

by Steak and cake February 14, 2023

blue light hitch hike

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic

Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here

by 01209 July 26, 2018

hitch hike

a secret way known by all noobs that have ever hitch hiked to the place where they are going because they are cheap or there car broke down. The definition is explained by Mr. George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. explains ways to get rides from people and to become a better hitch hiker.. Simply take a load in the mouth for a free ride.

my friend is gay and he needs a cover up simply advise him to go hitch hike

by Vv Rick Ross January 24, 2009

Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)

While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.

by Socratittiess February 5, 2010