pooping hippopotamus

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

by acoustiix April 26, 2016

bottomless hippopotamus

To love endlessly

I love her like a bottomless hippopotamus

by Footlessbuss May 21, 2017

Hippopotamus Cooch

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005

hippolotapus

An older woman who is a mean ugly bitch, and a realy fat bitch with a realy big pussy orfupa.

Hey! put that shit away, quick, here comes that hippolotapus, ms.mcarthy

-mainly used toward: asshole neighbors, bitches,
teachers,etc.

by mr.bojangles October 24, 2006

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

hippopotamus

a fat water cow

the ballet chick from fantasia

by Schnerd February 26, 2003

Hippopotamus

A really cool Opotamus.

Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!

by Entr' Acte December 24, 2009