hiberbate

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

by downbeat March 14, 2004

hierarchical little bum licker

A term used by many people to describe someone that bum licks to get to the top of a hierarchical chain.

Man, John is a hierarchical little bum licker

by BanterthonLegend December 1, 2014

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by white choc March 1, 2011

Attention hider

Basically the opposite to an attention seeker they try to hide themselves and don't like the attention on them.

"Oh Rebecca's such an attention hider"

by Clay ney August 14, 2017

Masturbation hibernation

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

by Darkhg November 28, 2009

hibergayting

When a dude has some gay tendencies that seems noticeable but he insists he's straight.

Bryan is friends with so many chicks, huh?!?. He must be hibergayting, bro.

by Vincentq21 December 2, 2016

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period

Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by White Choc March 3, 2011