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Hillbilly Highball

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019
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Lake Michigan Highball

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."
by Ginakakis November 14, 2012
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hippy highball

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.
(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?

(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010
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hogballs

Slang for pickled red beets. Origin unknown; first overheard during a dinner conversation and somebody asked if I wanted any "hogballs."
Hey kids, do you want some hogballs?
by Kremit March 28, 2003
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Highball

Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.
I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.

I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.
by MexicanMicrowave March 19, 2020
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highasballs

Word often used while texting friends. Used only when the texter is stoned out of their mind.
hey man what are you doing.
haha nothing just in my room highasballs
by yeyeyeoiunhjk October 15, 2009
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HIGHBALLER

Over achiever. One who prevails. Conquers steep challenges. Elevates any standard. Instinctively motivated. Talent that delivers. A born leader.
Mining related (where the term actually originated):

Ryan is such a Highballer...he ran 2 drills and managed to get over 500 feet in one shift in bad ground without losing any rods!
by HIGHBALLER FAN February 22, 2011
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