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hockey dick

When your sick rubs against your damn leg all day and you get a rash on your longjohn
Dude I have a bad case if hockey dick.
by jdvdksbs October 14, 2015
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hickey dickey

A hickey that was left on your genitals after long periods of sex. This usually results in boils and blisters, but lets not mention that.
Ouch, that Hickey dickey is gonna finish me off!
by Fi5h1fishy July 12, 2014
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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Hockey Puck Dick

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick
by seminole10or December 15, 2010
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dick hicky

When someone sucks the tip of your dick so hard, it bruises. Duh.
Tim: Dude you gave me a dick hicky -- my boyfriend is going to know I'm screwing around now. Argh!

Grady: Sorry man. That sucks.
by YourFutureBoss_Maybe November 22, 2013
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Dick Hockey

When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”
Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.
by Salvatore Valentina June 19, 2022
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