hectoring off

Slacking off, usually done by a hector but it is possible to be done by others.

Guy 1: Yo you see that dude there?
Guy 2: Yeah bro he is totally hectoring off right now.

by Lil' Wang June 26, 2017

hectorial

a not-so nickname for your dog named hector.

hey i love your dog hector! you could always call him hectorial.

by phizzyphos January 3, 2022

Hectorian

A man who is so woke in the crypto space that he creams 100 bills while fucking grade A bitches.

I am a fucking Hectorian

by WokeGURU January 11, 2022

Hectoranian

A person who regularly creates hectic situations.

Paul: I hate it when James comes over, he's a hectoranian.

by Trueman_St January 13, 2008

hectorine

An amazing person who loves everyone, cares about everyone and love you. If you know an Hectorine you are lucky to have her.

Hectorine: Oh! You drop you 1000000$ bill
Stranger: OMG thank you so much!

by buddleofjoy May 12, 2016

Hectoring

When your supposed to attend an event but cancel for no legitimate reason

Dude, I can't believe chase didn't show up the the bbq.....he is always hectoring out of things.

by Soulstryke June 1, 2018

hecturing

The act of simultaneously lecturing and hectoring someone at the same time.

I met this vegan last night. They wouldn't stop hecturing me about how awful eating meat is and how virtuous they are with their plant-based eating.

by DanimalLondon May 1, 2018