Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.

American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010

Heartichoke

A male (human) technology hater, with a potty mouth, who is adept at grabbing freely floating ideas and churning them into whimsical melodies on child-sized pianos; these types of individuals, occasionally, resort to using the old rabbit-in-the-hat trick to numb their audience into submission.

See brokehipster site under music blogs -April 25th entry

Only a heartichoke could beat the crap out of a TV like that!

by Ned Zeppelin May 31, 2011

Healthify

A tech company that offers a platform for case management. Aimed at alleviating the burden of social determinants on healthcare.

I needed a food pantry and my case manager was able to get me a resource right away with Healthify!

by ramonatonks December 6, 2015

Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American

American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card

by I love play with my CoC friend June 27, 2022

Healthcare bill

A completely unconstitutional bill that gives the government the power to mandate that you must have health insurance or else. Government run healthcare is, in fact, a tenant of socialism, and will help to bankrupt any nation. This bill was passed using backroom deals and bribery. This bill is unconstitutional because nowhere in the Constitution is the government given the power to tell us to purchase something. The Constitution states that all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government are given to the States and the People. If the government was to get their slimy hands out of healthcare, the prices would go down, as proven time and time again with other commodities.

Man, now I have to spend all this money on health insurance because of the Healthcare bill when I can barely pay my bills in the first place! Is the government trying to ruin me???

by Mr. Politico January 14, 2011

Healthcare

A fundamental human right. Only stupid people (Republicans) disagree with this.

Healthcare should be free, because people should not have to pay to get their life-saving cancer treatment.

by sos_1 September 13, 2016

Healthing

When health becomes a verb. The act of consciously living well - not only making smart lifestyle decisions but also actively seeking knowledge to navigate medical treatments and care.

Healthing means that I commit to doing all that I can to seek the knowledge I need to keep my body and emotional well-being in the best shape they can be in.

by Iamlisamachado July 26, 2020