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headhunter

A race of subhuman bipedal hominids, slightly above the attorney on the evolutionary ladder, characterized by their constant hounding of you when you are employed, and their ignorance of your existance when you're not.
Damn why did that headhunter call my work number, my boss is freaking out!
by asymmetric May 14, 2003
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fucking headhumpers

Small crab alien from the game half-life/half-life2 they can turn humans into zombies by humping the guy/girls head with its beak (WTF) the were called that in the popular ____'s mind sieries on you tube by Barney the security gaurd
Barney the security gaurd: fuck you tiny crab basterdes I I'm just gonna call you head humpers from now on now were'd you go ... AGH FUCKING HEADHUMPER die die die die die.
Dame you fucking headhumpers
by 6611nitro July 17, 2009
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back head humper

A term commonly used when playing Left4Dead 2. It referrs to the special infected Jockey due to its ability to jump on the back of one's head and drive them into danger.
BACK HEAD HUMPER, BACK HEAD HUMPER, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!
by Jakitup January 22, 2011
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Headhunter

Headhunting basically means to cut off someones head after killing them, thats the true meaning, and i have no idea what the fuck all the others are about, and Headhunterz are absolutely sick.
headhunters are fucking wrong
by hardstylee April 22, 2009
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headhunter

Lots of definitions, but when a baseball pitcher is referred to as a headhunter it means that he intentionally throws pitches at the heads of batters on a regular basis. This is done either to intimidate them or to actually crack their skull.

Pitchers who do this are under the delusion that they have the right to mete out punishment to batters for such minor offenses as acting a little too cocky, or swinging at a 3-2 pitch when the batter's team is leading by 10 runs. Sometimes they do it just because they are frustrated that the batter gets a lot of hits off them. They do not deserve to be in the major leagues. They do deserve to have their asses kicked by 'roided up hitters who charge the mound after being thrown at.
"Shit, Roger Clemens hit Mike Piazza in the head with that pitch! And the last three times Piazza faced Clemens, he homered off him! I bet Clemens did it on purpose; that prick's a headhunter!"
by Rabid_Caterpiller July 1, 2004
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headslumpers

The old farts in shitty convolesent hospitals who have been overdosed on drugs who sre unable to hold their heads up.
Look at all the old headslumpers, so drugged in this hospital they can't keep their heads up and they drool.
by Steve52 March 17, 2008
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Headhunter

A female who only places the glans in her mouth when performing fellatio.
She only works the tip, she's such a headhunter
by erbilohcan June 2, 2018
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