Haulin' Oats

When you begin to run faster then you ever have before, so fast that your are faster then the world's quickest horse. As if you were eating the very same oats that the fastest horse was raised eating.

Guy 1: "Dude, look at Dan he's running so fast"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro he's haulin' oats"

by Wazikazi August 12, 2011

Haulin' the Ballins

Going fast and hard on a bike or skateboard before a jump. Derived from "Haul Balls".

John: Dude, that was insane air! You had to be really haulin' the ballins to make that jump.

by Mister Duck April 12, 2010

Haulin' ass to nowhere

1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.

2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.

1. - John was late for work on Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.

2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."

by Barman2000 November 4, 2011

haulin frieght

The phrase "haulin frieght" can best be discribed as someone or something big, moving a lot faster than its supposed to. But if the object or individual is moving far too fast, it is to be discribed as "haulin the mail". now, there is no clear definition of the speed limitations to qualify an object or individual as haulin frieght due to the fact that the size and rate of travel must be taken into account.

as 2 men are on a hunting spree deep in the wilderness of argentina they observed a small defenseless jack rabbit being hunted by a much larger bear.
man1: I hope the bear just dystroys that little rabbit!!
man2: Yeah me too!

a chase errupts!
man1: Holy crap that rabbit is so scared

man2: Yeah it is, and the bear is haulin frieght!

by "McNasty", "Hollywood" August 24, 2009

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015