Hanukkah bowl

A bowl of that seems like it has only enough pot left for about two more hits, but by an unexplained miracle, it lasts for eight or more tokes.

From the traditional Hanukkah story in which a lamp appeared to have only two days of fuel left, but by a miracle, provided light for eight days.

c.f. Hanukkah joint, Hanukkah bong, etc.

Jerry: "Well, Dave, it looks light this bowl is beat like Rodney King, but why don't you hit that and see if we can squeeze two more tokes from it."
(passes almost cashed bowl to Dave)

Dave: "Man, actually, I got a good hit from it. Kim, why don't you take a hit"
(passes bowl to Kim)

Kim: "I don't know where this is coming from! If we get a few more tokes, it looks like we might just have a Hanukkah bowl (or joint, bong, etc.) on our hands here!"

by Lingin May 5, 2010

hakkkais

the tiktok user who will make you cry by any angst content they post!

a: have you seen hakkkais new angst content?

b: yeah.. they’re on thin ice right now.

by Yamagishi July 20, 2021

Jonas Haukås

Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.

Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
Eller
Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.

by Hattemannen November 2, 2020

hanukkah harry

A very funny guy that helps Santa Claus and lives in Isreal.
He has a brother who helps named Santa Cohen and his sister's name is Yenta Claus. They have a cousin named Schmanta Claus and they all love Hanukkah.

So, what's Rabbi Ebenezer's problem and why do so many Jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing Hanukkah Harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"

by Jason_98 September 15, 2006

hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.

The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.

by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008

Hakka

A Han Chinese People originally from North China, but now distributed in several southern provinces. The Hakka speak a dialect of the same name. Known for their "Tulou", an old type of round housing compound/fortification that can house a large number of people and withstanding earthquakes and sieges. The Hakka were not always welcomed wherever they went. In particular, the mid-19th Century saw clashes in Guangdong Province between incoming Hakka and local Cantonese, in what are now called the Punti-Hakka Clan Wars.

In Mandarin, Hakka is pronounced "Kejia". It sounds so different!

by Laowaiguoren December 22, 2009

hakkar

Hakkar is a giant serpentine god in the popular videogame World of Warcraft. He is served by a gorup of trolls who live in the Jungle area known as Stranglethorn Vale. A Massive bloodred winged serpent he is very found of human/troll sacrifices and is altogether a nasty customer.

"We Went to ZG the oother day and went all the way through but then we fucking wiped on Hakkar."

"He's a bad motherfucker."

by Jerak May 23, 2006