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hatchback

A term applied to small station wagons to help make them more appealing to the masses, 5-door is a popular alternative. First arriving in America in the 1970's this style car became popular with motorists looking for inexpensive fuel efficient cars during the 70's gas shortages. This lead to a perception of hatchbacks as cheap and the drivers of hatchbacks as being to poor to afford a real car.
"Son I thought you just got a great new job, why did you buy a Yaris?"

"Because I like the hatchback look Dad."
by Boss79 December 27, 2007
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Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.
Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guy. He can't even fit in any of his shit.

Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
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Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.
Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guys. He can't fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
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Alleyway hatchback

When you lift up a person's shirt in doggie style and it smells like trash, vomit, and piss.
Went to bang this degenerate and when i was gonna go doggie straight alleyway hatchback
by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019
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Thatcham Hatchback

You cream in womens butthole and add single malt whiskey, then use said butthole as a bong and pack cocaine in her sandwich. Then assume the 69 position and choke with your dick until she queefs and inhale all the smoke and coke you can in one go.
While holding your breath, take a syringe and mix the excess buttbong fluid with heroine. Remember to share.
If for any reason one of the two of you doesn't survive, put them in the boot of your shitty 1.2L Corsa, burn it and roll it into the nearest canal.
Tyrone: How'd the afterparty down the lakes go?
Oli: yknow, few teenage pregnancies here and a poorly executed drug raid that everyone escaped there. Except there was an incident when a hungry swan with an ASBO bit a Polish guys dick off and i think some out-of-towner got the full Thatcham Hatchback experience. I missed it though, i was weeing on a tied up neo-nazi.
Tyrone: Pretty standard, though tis a pity, I was gonna take the littl'un and the missus there for brunch.
Oli: Oh it's clean now, local rozzers got lost or left for lunch. Wait you have a missus!?
by FrivolousBerk April 21, 2023
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Hatchback

The way your ass looks after you sit in a wicker/textured chair in the summer if you are wearing shorts.
Dude, did you see that girls legs! She totally has hatchback.
by unanymus. March 24, 2009
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Hatchback

The re-working or edit of a original Song that sounds too close to the original to be a remix, rework, or bootleg all changes to production are minimal.
rework Original song with slower tempo. I swear that DJ just threw a Hatchback of Ellie Goulding online.
by sorgni osela March 8, 2015
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