Hartzler

The name for the surcharge added to something when it is larger than normal size.

Joel went to the barber shop and they added a hartzler onto his bill because his head is so big.

by Dumptruck6969 January 17, 2009

hartzmidia

A rare disease that will kill you ten times faster than AIDS. AIDS has a fund raiser for Hartzmidia. Instant Death.

As the girl sat their bawling as the Doctor told her it was Hartzmidia!

by BigSteven April 27, 2017

Hartaconda

The Hartaconda is a non venomous extremely large snake. It is generally found in rural areas and starts its hunting in the early morning hours when it is hungriest. Although resilient in its stalking of prey, a few "Fuck You's", or "Go fuck yourselves" seem to be it's only Kryptonite. You can identify if you are being Hartaconda'd with a few easy warning signs. 1) You have considered cutting off your ears or possibly paying someone to fire off large caliber weapons close to your face to stop the ability to hear ridiculous rants about unsolvable or most likely fake problems. 2)You find yourself doing NOTHING all day and you are accompanied with someone talking about how you two are the only ones who did anything all day.
3) You are asked if you want to go fishing some time, only to have so called heterosexual, happily married friend stuff his penis in your face for a week straight.

Hey man, I've got a lot of problems at work going on, can you give me a hand?

Sorry bro, I got Hartaconda'd at 6:30, I guess I'm not doing shit today....... it sucks.....

by The Answer 503 December 3, 2018

Mr.Hartzog

A German teacher in Virginia that believes it is always boogie time, and loves horror

Damn Mr.Hartzog just did a mad boogie

by Baby joiisie November 5, 2021

Haraziz

Haraziz is an Indian male who just might be one of the sexiest guys to ever exist. His charm, smile, hair and general attractiveness are only complemented by the fact that he has the 4th biggest penis in the world. He looks especially fine in a beret and a single smirk could kill 1.8 elephants. He towers at the ideal male height of 5' 6 and likes to swing his dick around after he has showered. His bath water sells for a 100 dollars per gallon

The Haraziz genome is typically a fan of star wars and legos the passion often related. Harazizs are also great painters and even better friends.

Person 1: Hey is that Haraziz?
Person 2: Don't look at him too much, you might die of a sexiness overdose
Person 1: *dies*

by bigdickdave2000 April 21, 2022

habtaz

An evil bunny that lives in the deepest crevasse's of hell.
If you ever encounter this bunny, you're fucked.

Man 1: "Hey man, a Habtaz"
Man 2: "OH SHIT MAN, BOOK IT"

by lindi.. July 8, 2016

Hataz

1.A PERSON OR A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO HATE ON WHAT YOU HAVE

2.ANOTHER WORD FOR JEALOUSY

3.TALKING BAD ABOUT SOMEONE FOR NO REASON AT ALL

HATAZ POINT OF VIEW:That dress is ugly on her,i look better in it!

Them hoes thing their all that because they live in a two story

Them niggaz be on her like she cute and she aint!

that hoe ugly!

by WHO HOTTER THAN ME August 25, 2008