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Mostly Harmless

'Mostly Harmless' means something more than not harmless.
My dog is Mostly Harmless, it probably won't bite you.
by atatakaiz May 1, 2019
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harmless alt

Someone who's a degenerate that fucks his sister.
Person 1: I held hand with my sister
Person 2: You're a harmless alt
by s3npaizuri May 16, 2020
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seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.
Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.
by chairman_meow February 20, 2009
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Harmless

One that acts tough but goes to tears when called out.
One that is built like a hobbit and drives around in a second hand Maserati doing burn outs but once locked up for his/her actions will need a bucket to mop up their tears.

When the old ladies feel unsettled around the burn outs, their husband's kindly say, "don't worry hun, he's harmless."
by The harmless hobbit June 17, 2021
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Harmless

People who think they are harmful because they dox someone on a vr game by using a grabify link or a shorten URL
harmless
by StarKingKirito October 10, 2025
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harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.
Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.
by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018
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