Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

by The Harristonian October 14, 2004

hippy crack

nitrous oxcide aka nitrous aka nos aka n20 aka laughing gas

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.

Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

by KevinCake October 6, 2012

hippy crack

"Hippy crack" - A white to yellow to brown powder (depending upon strain) on the buds and leaves of the marijuana plant. Also known as "Crystals", "Crystal" "Tricombs", and "Hippy". Gives a very intense high (to the average user) when smoked on its own.

- "Lets smoke some hippy crack"

by BB C August 31, 2005

hippy crack

also known as bubblehash or bubble. the best of the best of the best of the best hashish. usually made with water and ice. it bubbles and sizzles like melting plastic when you smoke it! usually too expensive or rare for most to experience! (hahahahA!)

yo! got some kickazz hippycrack here man...let's burn it!

by Dirty D! August 3, 2005

hippy crack

weed, mary jane, marijuana

"let's smoke some hippy crack and listen to dead records"

by totolehero April 19, 2005

hippy crack

Salvia divinorum, a herb known for its intense, but short acting, hallucinagenic effects.

I'm not smoking that hippy crack! I'll think I'm the fridge again!

by Phil Nurse September 5, 2003