Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
by Darkclowd April 2, 2020
A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.
On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.
by JoeNash April 3, 2016
when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.
by bignukka February 16, 2010
When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.
Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich
by padre6969 May 6, 2011
when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass
by rshanks April 7, 2008
when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole
by rshanks April 9, 2008
To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).
From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...
From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...
A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"
"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"
"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."
by Ze Brothers Grimm May 17, 2011