spanky my hanky
spanky my hanky by Lnle February 9, 2017
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Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky
"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025
Hanky Shanky
A fighting style used in back alley where you distract your opponent with your stunning dance moves the pull a knife.
Hanky Shanky by Jackaß February 3, 2019
Hanky Spank
When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
Hanky Spank by doctordual639 June 22, 2021
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dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont
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tom hanks spanky dank by voodles1 September 16, 2018
Spanky-handy
Spanky-handy by KJ718 February 5, 2009
Spanky Doodle Handy
Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
Spanky Doodle Handy by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018