Google Hangouts

Google Hangouts is a chatting system created by, what a surprise, Google. On the surface, it appears to be innocent and of no harm - just another way to socialize. But really, it is filled with evil. Students who use Google Hangouts most likely use it due to the fact that they do not have a phone. These students probably have extremely strict parents, especially by the teenage years (a generalization not meant to be offensive)... aka the smarter kids. There is a lot of competition between these students, which fuels drama. During school, of course, there isn't much time to argue and fight, but after school, Google Hangouts becomes the warzone. The place where all the drama is born and amplified.

So, moral of the story, try to avoid group chats of over 40 people on Hangouts. It will not fair well (especially if the group chat contains enemies of yours).

I spoke with my friend on Google Hangouts today.

by jebbush April 21, 2017

google hangouts

where you shall
1.) meet
and
2.) lose
your girlfriend

yeah dude, you should totally join google hangouts!

by Rhink_Shipper January 24, 2017

cool hangouts

An awkward visit with an acquaintance one dislikes, usually at said acquaintance's behest.

"Whatchu doin' Saturday bro?"

"Ugh, meeting my ex for cool hangouts. I'm gonna need a lot of beer."

by bigg_brocc January 12, 2012

vax hangouts

a place for virgins to hang out

Oliver: Hop on vax hangouts
Everyone: no

by bigdaper March 14, 2021

google hangouts

random "chat room" where little kids think it is the OG.

"GUYS GUYS GET ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" -Timmy (Age 9)

by Dank.. May 18, 2016

handout

Another name for hand job

The teacher gave us a handout
Richard wants a handout

by ayeaye November 28, 2013

Pogo handout

An insanely astronomically improbable dice roll outcome that results in an unfair battle outcome in the Pogo.com board game 'RISK'.

EX: 18 guys attack 12 guys, and loses only 5 guys in the process, where the loss should have been much more.

EX: 7 guys attacks 1 guy, but the attacker still loses the battle because the defender rolls 6 sixes in a row.

Defender: "How the hell did you only lose 5 guys?" "You only had 18 guys to my 12!"

Attacker: "What? That's fair."

Defender: "You're an idiot. That's clearly a Pogo handout"

by RANDOM19831983 February 10, 2014