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Za Hando

It is the stand of Okuyasu Nijimura from Jojo's bizarre adventure. It has close range and great strength and its main ability is to erase things with a swipe of his right hand, it can erase even space. One example of its uses is to erase the space between the user and an enemy to bring it in the user's range.
Okuyasu: Oi Josuke, I used my stand ZA HANDO to erase my ribcage. Now I've achieved a new state of power, I'm now Okuyashoe!!! Isn't that wacky?
Josuke: Okuyasu wait, now how can you breath without your ribcage? You now my Crazy Diamond can't fix that!!!!
Okuyasu: Don't worry, I'll erase yours too so you'll become Shoeske!!!!
Josuke: Okuyasu noooooooooo!!!!!
by BerserkJaimeModeON February 14, 2020
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rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.
dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.
by master.blaster July 17, 2009
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「ZA HANDO」

Okuyasu Nijimura's stand. It can erase literally anything that its right hand touches when it does a swiping motion.
"Oi Josuke! I used 「ZA HANDO」 to erase JoJo Friday! Please don't tell r/shitpostcrusaders"
by OI JOSUKE December 26, 2019
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Hando Calrissian

Yeah, so that bitch I hung out with last night was boring as hell. At least I got a Hando Calrissian before I got outta there.
by phishpac2 February 22, 2010
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D4C: Za hando

The act of beating the meat of an alternate version of yourself
-I'm tired of beating my meat....D4C: Za hando!
by Armitroni May 3, 2020
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the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.
Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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D4C: Za hando

The act of beating the meat of an alternate version of yourself
gf: asked me what can i do with my hands

Me: D4C: Za hando
by Armitroni May 3, 2020
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