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Handnication

The choice of masturbation, over fornication outside of a marriage.
I will never cheat, so when I get a no, it is handnication time.
by llcalejr May 8, 2019
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Handkini

A form of women's apparel that features two human hands covering the breasts.
Dude, go give that stripper a handkini.

My girlfriend was changing her shirt yesterday, so I quickly gave her the handkini.
by Smppc86 August 9, 2009
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Hanini

A Maltese term of endearment used to describe someone so cute it's unbelievable.

Generally used to describe a boyfriend who is sweet, caring, talented, ambitious, good looking and muscled.

Someone you want to spend every minute of every day with.
My hanini's birthday is on the 27th March.

My hanini is an athlete.

Do you see that guy in a yellow hat, green top, orange pants and red shoes? That's my hanini.
by Cutiemonster September 3, 2012
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Pittsburgh Handiwipe

After anal sex, the male wipes the feces off his penis with his hands. Then uses the hair of the person he just had sex with to clean his hands.
"Bro, did your girl get dread extensions?" "No, I used her as a Pittsburgh Handiwipe."
by illyjoel September 2, 2012
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Dan Handing

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.
Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!

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by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010
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Handiginity

The first time you masturbate, therfore losing your virginty to your hand
Jose: Dude! i masturbated for the first time last night!
Don: Oh bro! looks like you lost your Handiginity!
by conolangus December 6, 2010
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Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom
by fivesome April 2, 2015
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