Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011

Hannelore

Sassy but sophisticated. Loves to make inside jokes and laugh. Don't ask them about cats cause they'll just meow back.

Did you see Hannelore today?

by TrickerTricks March 16, 2021

Fucky Handel

Treating a person with no self-worth.

I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.

by roll tide505 June 2, 2018

Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 3, 2010

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

handblow

a combanation of a handy job and a blowjob that involves a girl putting her hands in a sexual position over the dick and then giving a blowjob

So she gave you a handblow.

by ducka steve August 5, 2010

Howie Handel

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.

John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.

by JustLikeThis March 6, 2011