Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009
A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.
by Montanak121 August 01, 2013
Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
by Gordonite February 15, 2012
When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!
1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."
by Rockin'ItAllNight:P January 30, 2012
by matzah May 10, 2007
by Doggie walker May 13, 2021
ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.
John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?
Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
by Diesektd Frawg May 01, 2009