DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.

by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012

not-in-hand

1. A step Above Out-of-Hand
2. the hand has disappeared from perception due to the incredible distance between the thing and the hand trying to grasp it ...

this is the most not-in-hand thing I have seen in a long time.

by lgdvl73 September 6, 2009

caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers September 8, 2005

vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate

i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand

by ash_xo_ox July 11, 2011

Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

Ball in Hand

In various types of pocket billiards (pool), "ball in hand" refers to a player's right to place the cue ball anywhere on the table. Getting "ball in hand" means that the opposing player (the offending player) committed a foul, an example being a table scratch.

"Ball in hand," he yelled, throwing the cue ball sheepishly on the table after fouling.

by Giskard July 2, 2004