hammich

an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.

small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD

by themostamazingbrian May 14, 2008

Hammiches

A nieche micro-celebitry on tiktok that posts very frequently videos about his interests such as video games and music (specifically tally hall)

“Yo, Hammiches is live on tiktok”
“fr?”

by kjiwi May 27, 2022

hammiches

Hammiches or so called blindingstars is the most hot man in the whole universe, he is a state of decay and days gone fanatic, he also has a dumbass discord server that makes jackbox games and a tiktok where he posts top quality funny videos, which is totally worth following.

random: hi hammiches do you like state of decay?

Hammiches: let's be mutuals.

by Voidexu May 27, 2022