1st Wipe's a Charm
When you go number two and wipe once, but there are no stains on the toilet paper.
When you go number two and wipe once, but there are no stains on the toilet paper.
"Hey GodsPrototype, guess what just happened when I took a massive dump in your toilet?"
"I know, a Hail Mary. Am I right?"
"Hallelujah. I've got a golden buttocks"
"I know, a Hail Mary. Am I right?"
"Hallelujah. I've got a golden buttocks"
by GodsPrototype December 12, 2014
The action of putting your hands together as if praying then when somebody is bent over you push your hands up their ass causing brutal short term pain if done correctly
by piggyfiddler420 January 17, 2021
Bob: “Hey Johnny what did you do this weekend?”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
by Thicc daddy Derrick February 17, 2021
With two seconds left on the game clock, Roger Staubauk threw a hail Mary pass to Drew Person, his fellow team mate, who caught the ball in the end zone to beat the Vikings.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
"Grenade + Football + Duct tape = Hail Marry"
One of Chuck greenes favorite weapons in Dead rising 2. It combines the Distance of the foot ball and the power of the Grenade.
Just tape it together and throw at Zombies!
One of Chuck greenes favorite weapons in Dead rising 2. It combines the Distance of the foot ball and the power of the Grenade.
Just tape it together and throw at Zombies!
*In Dead Rising 2 Multi-Player*
Jimmy: Oh s*** what was that!!
Ed: Oh its just kevin throwing a hail mary
Jimmy: damn!!!
Jimmy: Oh s*** what was that!!
Ed: Oh its just kevin throwing a hail mary
Jimmy: damn!!!
by SodaAddict619 October 06, 2010
Your teacher has assigned several homework assignments whose due-dates are spaced out over the course of the semester. You don't bother to do any of them. The night before the final, you realize what a mistake that was, and you hurriedly do all of the homework assignments in succession. On entering the final exam, you plop the lot of them on the teacher's desk, unceremoniously and without explanation. This hail-Mary hand-in subsequently becomes an object of incredulity and amusement among your teacher's colleagues.
Can you believe that Dwayne D. pulled a hail-Mary hand-in on me at the final? He must be delusional.
by schlouk February 03, 2012
A text message sent as a final act of desperation before accepting the person isn't interested in you
by Regina__Phalange December 06, 2016