Guy 1: Dude Some slut was blowing me and after she looked like (Hagrid )
Guy 2: Who the fucks (Hagrid)?
Guy 2: Who the fucks (Hagrid)?
by Teh real slim shady March 12, 2016
A vile woman at my school who should slowly shove a large sized packed of high calorie crisp down her throat and die a slow painful death
Haha Hagrid deserves it
by Billywigglestick October 26, 2019
"Man did you see me throw down that steezy noseslide?!".... "Yah man it was pretty hagrid." OR "Dood i drank a shit tunnah' beer last night and fucked that ugly bitch while i was hammid'!" "Ugh... man that sounds pretty hagrid."
by JAFFY TAFFY April 7, 2008
Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.
Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
by uzebeckatrente March 28, 2018
Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.
She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
by The Aussie Shredder December 27, 2011
When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015
I love PS1 Hagrid...
by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019