habent

Complete happiness.
Dedicated to Pierre. :)

Tu as habent?
Oui, je suis tres habent.

by Corrina December 14, 2008

Harben Hooben

Harben Hooben is a term used to describe having sex.

Do you fancy some Harben Hooben?

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

habberdashery

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007

habban

This is a individual who can deadlift with his penis. He doesn't associate with gay niggers.

Announcer: And the winner for the penis deadlift is...Habban!

by Fagindowntharode January 18, 2020

Harben stfu

Shut your goddamn mouth you horny bastard

Harben stfu we're trying to fuck here

by xXDick hunterXx June 29, 2020

haben

A sweet soul who has a tough exterior and is mushy on the inside with a heart of gold. He is very smart and knows how to get what he wants. Funny and honest, he goes out of his way to sacrifice for the ones he loves. You can count on him. Makes even the most common people feel seen and special. Can literally talk to anyone. Don't invite him to yoga though because he will fart all over you. A king. Will make you feel like you're the only girl in the world.

girl 1: Is that Haben?
girl 2: yes! he is so fine
GF: yea that's mines.
Girls 1 and 2: ugh!

by habensbaby777 May 8, 2022

hobben

1. An asshat
2. Little man with a small ----.

You're are so pathetic, just like Hobben.

by Me2 April 29, 2005