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Habbas

The name of a small Mexican. He tends to have a large beard and ride around on a donkey named Esmerelda. He enjoys the caressing of his nip-nips. When provoked, a wild Habbas may throw burritos, however, if cornered into a deep and meaningful conversation, he will run away with his tail between his legs. His male friends are usually there for the benefits of Esmerelda and not the Habbas. However his female friends are only there for the burritos and the ritual nip-nip caressing.
That guy is about 4 foot tall. He must be Habbas.

Wow dude that guy totally loves monkies. He must be Habbas.

He's got a finnnneeee Esmerelda. He must be a Habbas

He can't be Habbas, he doesn't have an Esmerelda.
by WH3000 January 14, 2014
mugGet the Habbasmug.

Habba

(v) dumb ass lawyering who’s practice is made up of pathetic tricks and fake legal theories due to incompetence and mediocrity.
“Shit, my lawyer is a fucking moron! He’s gonna Habba my case and I’m going to prison.”
by kjsn2000 January 19, 2024
mugGet the Habbamug.

habba-goob-un

This is what you say when you cannot enunciate the phrase "have a good one". There are a couple of town's named Kill Buck and Salamanca where honky's will use the the phrase habba-goob-un because they struggle to speak basic English.
When you are telling someone goodbye: "Habba-Goob-Un!!"
by CoonJob June 27, 2025
mugGet the habba-goob-unmug.

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