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Tommy Hilfiger

A designer who insists on making all his clothing red, white, and blue and stamps his name on all articles sold. His main target audiance is upper class yuppies, wiggers, and wankstas.
Wankster: Shoot, girl, don't chu dirty up my new Tommy pumps!
Yup: Ahh, I just love my new onyx Tommy cords! They brethe soo nicely!
by lexie Newman January 26, 2004
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hilf

Damn, Matthew is such a hilf! I’d smash.
by joestarkujo October 12, 2021
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htiafhannah is a very humble person who prevents cringe. People with the htiafhannah personality usually have the humor of a twelve year old boy that doesn’t understand certain types of sarcasm well but that’s okay. We love them anyway.
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hilfuckinarious

even funnier than hilarious.
hilarious taken to the extreme.
damn bro did you see that guy bust his ass last night? it was hilfuckinarious!
by milligan July 28, 2005
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Tommy Hilfinger

That guy who always flicks his girl's bean in public. This includes movie theatres, Ubers, trains, planes, and even Farris wheels.
That guy is such a Tommy hilfinger, his hand was in her pants the whole tractor ride!
by iloveboobs9076354283 January 18, 2017
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HILF

Horse I'd Like to Fuck.
From the word milf (mother i'd like to fuck), coined by the American Pie movies.
Used to describe a horse that you find incredibly delectable and would love to have sex with.
Can be said by both men and women, but in the case of women sex with a horse has been known to cause massive internal bleeding, normally resulting in a slow and painful death.
1.'Fucking hell,look at that hot horse in the field across the road. What a HILF...I'd love to lick HER sugar cube!'

2.'Look at that girl on that horse. I wish she'd fuck off so that i could that HIlF a good riding!....Then i'd bang her too.'
by Ali.00 April 13, 2006
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hilf

HILF - Husband I'd Like to Fuck
1) Cougars (middle aged single Women on the prowl) call an attractive married man a HILF for casual sexual encounters without commitments or further expectations.

2) Younger females use the term to represent a married man that would provide material possessions (a.k.a. a sugar Daddy) without long term commitments.
Hey, check out that HILF over there at the bar!
by Gord M. January 12, 2008
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