getting hatricked

a woman who gets penetrated "1 up top and 2 down below" at the same time.

Sarah was getting hatricked by three penis'

by supernovabelterchild December 21, 2009

Khyler hatrick

A very kind person who is always making jokes to cheer people up

person 1- who is that?!
person 2- that’s khyler hatrick!

by November 23, 2021

Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.

That guy has a wankers' hatrick

by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017

Maribor hatrick

A act of not shiding for five days and then shitting in condom, freezing it and then using it to sexualy discomfort the hooker.

I did Maribor hatrick on Shaniqua.
What is wrong with you man

by Lojze Janša March 09, 2023

hatrick

The act of shitting, throwing up and ejaculating at the same time.

Dude the party last night was totally crazy! The only thing I remember is that I must have pulled a hatrick on the toilet.

by The Lt. March 14, 2019

Hatrick

Ejaculating in each hole, mouth, vaginal, anal, within a 24 hour period. Rare. Not an easy task.

“I did a hatrick this weekend on my girl and I’m exhausted.”

by Palestrina December 23, 2023

post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.

“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”

by thesportsgut1736 December 20, 2021