Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

by Shawn B. August 1, 2003

Gut Job

When you simultaneously finger a chick while getting a hand-job on a dance floor while also grinding her from behind

At New Years I managed to pull off a Gut Job

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015

:gudjobhomie:

Basically a cooler way to send a thumbs up.

Sarv: "I am currently right outside my burning home, and witnessing almost everything I've ever owned be incinerated."

Jellow: ":gudjobhomie:"

by JellowTaco July 18, 2022

Gumjob

A blowjob performed by a man/woman who take their dentures out to provide a smooth, scrape-free, heavenly experience. Also known as a Velveteen Rub.

A gumjob is the smoothest head and deepest throat you will ever receive, even better if they swallow your load.

by truetell January 1, 2024

Gumjob

A blowjob performed by a man/woman who take their dentures out to provide a smooth, scrape-free, heavenly experience. Also known as a Velveteen Rub.

A gumjob is the smoothest head and deepest throat you will ever receive, even better if they swallow your load.

by truetell January 1, 2024

Gumjob

Getting fellatio from someone with no teeth.

I know a woman in a nursing home who is willing to give you a gumjob

by Zenling January 11, 2026