The sweaty gusset

The Kent lorry park that is supposed to reduce the bottleneck of exported goods entering the EU.

As I opened the bay windows of my kent townhouse, I was welcomed by my morning ritual of diesel and wafts of stale piss and belching from the concrete abomination that is "the sweaty gusset" lorry park.

by Joe Smiff November 12, 2020

gusset monkey

A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.

Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear

"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"

"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"

by Cilla Black July 1, 2006

gusset

part of a womans underwear, which sits just below her pussy.

her gusset was dripping

by prickless June 1, 2006

Gusset Hound

A panty sniffer. An individual that gets off sniffing the gusset of a female’s worn underwear. Akin to an old hound dog sniffing undies.

Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.

My ex is a gusset hound.

I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.

I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

as dry as a nun's gusset

Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.

Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

Gusset Wookie

Star Wars related pubic hair disaster

I got her back to mine and offered to show her my light sabre only to find her underwear was the abode of a Gusset Wookie

by PaullyO and LiamT July 30, 2008

gusset typing

female masturbation

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"

by andy August 31, 2003