guyfriendsexual

Being EXTREMELY IN LOVE with your guy friend and him having a girlfriend but all you wanna do is kiss him so you make multiple Spotify playlists

Omg I’m literally guyfriendsexual I love him and he is my best friend!

by Louispartridgelover_M April 4, 2023

guyfriend

When you like a guy, and he likes you and you both want to date but your parents say you're too young you don't call them your boyfriend you say guyfriend because your parents won't let you go further..

Amanda: who's Brian?

Everleigh: my guyfriend.

Amanda: You mean, boyfriend?

Everleigh: no. Our parents won't let us date so we dont call each other boyfriend/girlfriend

by thathamiltrashbasicwhitegurl April 29, 2019

Guyfriend

Noun: An individual that will befriend your woman, against HER better judgement, only to try to get in her pants through the use of building bonds/pity/lies/sneaking around because they know that if you knew that she was friends with HIM you would assault HIM.

Guyfriends are not trust worthy and normally carry diseases such as herpes and HPV. These will STD's will generally go unnoticed until YOU contract them, then SHE will blame you to hide her guilt.

DUDE: "I don't like him, he has cheated on his woman before. But now I'm suppossed to just trust him with you?"
CHICK: "Yes."
DUDE: "I don't. He's a liar and he has openly told other people he wants to bang you."
CHICK:"He didn't mean it, he's my pal, my GUYFRIEND. And he means more to me than any of my other friends, he doesn't judge me and he is there when you and I are arguing to keep me sane and tell me I am being dramatic. He has kept us together more than once."
DUDE: "Pack your crap if you can't NOT be his friend, because I'm not gonna stand for it."
CHICK: "Fine, I'm leaving." -she leaves
DUDE: "Damn."

by Wordyman February 6, 2010

gURLfriend

A (presumably) female met over the internet through chat rooms or social networking sites usually by socially awkward, semi-retarded, or high functioning autistics that they claim as their "girlfriend", often accompanied by blurry inkjet printed cell cam photos. Usually gURLfriends live at least 2500 miles from their subjects. Phone conversations are rare to non-existent, with physical meetings never taking place. Some gURLfriends are in fact 40-50 year old men posing as teen or twenty-something girls for entertainment, making their subjects do humiliating things for their amusement.

I had to break up with my gURLfriend because i found out she was really an 55 year old Asian man who enjoyed criticizing my fashion sense for his own amusement, so i shall have to find another gURLfriend who lives in a different country.

by zardoz88 December 12, 2009

Guyfriend

A friend who is a member of the Male sex; this term is mostly used by females (and the guyfriend) to describe what kind of friend they are in order to not confuse their specific set of friends. Also guyfriends are great listeners, and help you deal with your problems. So you should probably get one.

Friend 1:"That cute guy your bae"

Girl 1:"No, that's my guyfriend"

Friend 1:"oh okay my bad"

by NotRasicst_WhiteGuy January 26, 2018

Gestfriend

A goon and a bestfriend all in one; someone who is always going to be there for you no matter what, but at the same time is going to set you straight if they see you need it.

"I need a gestfriend in my life."
"I can't live without my gestfriend."

by Cheki February 12, 2017

Guyfriend

A male friend who is dating someone’s daughter but isn’t officially called her boyfriend, often because her dad refuses to acknowledge the relationship.

"Her dad keeps calling me her guyfriend because he doesn’t want to admit we’re dating."

by biathens December 23, 2024