The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
Get the Grooming Jam mug.A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.
by yorg December 8, 2015
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The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
Get the Grundle Grooming mug.The dishonorable act of developing a thunderous rain cloud of depression upon others Facebook news feeds. Carried out by posting life/love questioning quote statuses, lyrics/poems, and music videos.
Man, bro Tommy keeps glooming up my feed. One more Dashboard Confessional video and he's getting deleted( that was the fifth one today and he the only one liking them).
by Bart101 November 4, 2011
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Grossing factor relates the Rentable square footage, which includes common area space such as hallways, common bathrooms and possibly lobbies; to the useable square footage, which includes only that space which you would specifically occupy for your buisness needs, ie - the area you can carpet. The grossing factor is usually listed as a %.
by Rob the Engineer October 22, 2010
Get the Grossing factor mug.The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.
Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"
Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"
Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."
Corky- "Huh?"
Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."
Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"
Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."
Corky- "Huh?"
Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."
by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010
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by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016
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