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Grooming Jam

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
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SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.
"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."
by yorg December 8, 2015
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Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.
Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
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Glooming

The dishonorable act of developing a thunderous rain cloud of depression upon others Facebook news feeds. Carried out by posting life/love questioning quote statuses, lyrics/poems, and music videos.
Man, bro Tommy keeps glooming up my feed. One more Dashboard Confessional video and he's getting deleted( that was the fifth one today and he the only one liking them).
by Bart101 November 4, 2011
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Grossing factor

term used in the real estate and commercial construction sector to describe the difference in the rentable square footage to the useable square footage.
Grossing factor relates the Rentable square footage, which includes common area space such as hallways, common bathrooms and possibly lobbies; to the useable square footage, which includes only that space which you would specifically occupy for your buisness needs, ie - the area you can carpet. The grossing factor is usually listed as a %.
by Rob the Engineer October 22, 2010
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Grooming

The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.
Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"

Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"

Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."

Corky- "Huh?"

Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."
by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010
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Grooting

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016
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