Grommet

Derogatory word for any female considered worthy of screwing. From “grommet”, meaning a rubber insert (with a hole through it), placed in a hole through metal or some other hard or sharp material, to protect a wire or pipe that passes through the material. This intimates a safe and comfortable hole into which you place your dick, cock, schlong, etc. etc. etc.

The place was chokka with grommet dude.

More grommet than you can shake your schlong at.

by Accur-a-see August 12, 2018

Grommet

A FUCKING NEWBIE.....a person who is new at what hes doin'

what the f*ck u f*cking grommet.....GET OUT OF HERE!!!

by Tha Porgeman October 30, 2003

Grommet

A seriously annoying child or young teenager, usually male.

Tell that fucking grommet to get off my car before I part his hair with a shotgun!

by Chugach April 26, 2003

Grommet

Another way to say "getting head"

He gave me grommet last night!

by Anonymous 777766 May 12, 2018

Grommet

A nicer sounding derogatory name for a slut. The name is referenced from a sailors grommet. Known usage since 1990.

Here comes our favorite grommet, I wonder who she'll sleep with tonight.

Also see: gomit, gromet, slut, floozy, promiscuous.

by Christopher Escobedo June 23, 2007

Grommet

A young male surfer, usually a very good one at that

by drl May 22, 2003

Grommet

a little kid, a child, a young person, or anyone under the age of 18.

my 4 year old grommet is calling my name.

by Smirk Savage December 28, 2005