Fanon Goggles

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Greggoing

Greggoing eg. The Greggo
A sexual pose in which a pe teacher stands head on to the audience with one leg elevated above the knee as he rocks back and fourth to simulate a stretch while addressing an audience

I can greggoing like a pro

This will aplease the greggo

Watch yourself looking like that. Greggo will get you

Kermit1234

by Kermit1234 July 13, 2016

Gogglish

A language, derived from the teachings of David Goggins. Central componenets of gogglish include the terms; STAY HARD and DONT BE A BITCH

WHEN I SAY BITCH ITS NOT GENDER-SPECIFIC. ITS A MINDSET, IN GOGGLISH IT MEANS WEAK, SOFT, FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF.

by Dixie normus pp sghlong November 19, 2022

gregg popovich

One of the greatest basketball coaches in the NBA. Has won 4 rings with the San Antonio Spurs with Tim Duncan. He won in 2012 the 2nd Red Auerbach coach of the year award. He served also in the U.S. Armed services prior to serving head coach of the NBA.

Gregg Popovich is a great coach.

by david faustino October 11, 2012

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Cum Goggles

Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.

1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"

"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."

2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."

by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019

speed goggles

When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.

The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.

Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!

Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...

Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...

by speedgoggles April 19, 2010