Grian

absolutely funny

The youtuber Grian has the best jokes.

by slay... i guess December 28, 2023

Grian-Proofing

The act of adding a specific feature onto a theoretically finished contraption or building to stop Grian from tampering with it, which may result in said contraption/building being destroyed in a half a second.

To be used in the context of Minecraft

Grian-Proofing may also be used to classify some kind of lock on an object that stops it from being used by normal people that don't have the key.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've finished this massive redstone-only item filter."
Guy2: "Did you Grian-Proof it?"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... Would adding a misc. item bin be sufficient Grian-Proofing?"
Guy2: "Make sure he can't get the items back"
Guy1: >:3

by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

Grian-Proof

Making a machine or contraption in a way that even Grian or someone who doesn't know what they're doing can't break it by spamming input buttons or leavers, typically in Minecraft.

"This piston feed tape color combination piston door is Grian-proof"

by DiamondDev September 11, 2019

Grian Police

1. An urban planning authority whose jurisdiction is the entirety of Minecraft. The Grian Police are known for sending soldiers in netherite armor to demolish dirt houses and bad builds, violently. Led by Minecraft youtuber Grian, who specialises in making beautiful builds.

2. A word commonly used to threaten people who build ugly dirt houses or anything in Minecraft that’s ugly.

(Note: Usage examples below are numbered, they correlate to the numbered definitions above)

1. Remember! Dirt houses in Minecraft, or bad building in general is not tolerated! Any bad builders or dirt house builders will be arrested by the Grian Police.

2. Hey, improve this build or else I’m calling the Grian Police! They’re gonna demolish your build, you understand me?

by Gitarja June 29, 2020

Grian Hermitcraft 9: episode 14

A very chobblesome episode from the YouTuber Grian

“Did you watch Grian Hermitcraft 9: episode 14 ?”
“Yes it was very chobblesome”

by Weirdly_specific August 9, 2022

Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."

by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

Grian Complex

A phenomena where shortly after committing to and starting a big project you feel the need to 'cheap out' on certain parts or not do them at all.

A: Hey B! Did you hear C got a massive Grian Complex?
B: Yeah they started building their minecraft Base and don't wanna do the back now.
C: shutup

by WordWordWordMan October 17, 2023