by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021
Get the Granola-Barsmug. by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Granola barmug. The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004
Get the granola barmug. A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 2, 2010
Get the Crunchy Granola Barmug. A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.
by Liz N'Gina November 2, 2004
Get the chicken and Granola Barsmug. by Potatolover November 15, 2020
Get the Granola bar tittiesmug. on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
nature valley granola bar bro
by maddy_braps July 8, 2016
Get the nature valley granola barmug.