granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004

Granola bar

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.

Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Granola Bar

Something that C2s use fake friendships in order to get.

The C2 uses it's amazing fake friendship technique in order to obtain this spectacular granola bar.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

Granola Bar

What C2s create friendships for.

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

Granola bar

What the true meaning of friendship.

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021

Granola bar

ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.

Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

Granola Bar

When a bitch succs your dick, then shita on it, and then you cum at the same time

Hey yo, your mom gave me a granola bar last night.

by sHaggy642 October 1, 2021