Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
mugGet the Granola Barsmug.

granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004
mugGet the granola barmug.

Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 02, 2010
mugGet the Crunchy Granola Barmug.

chicken and Granola Bars

A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.
My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!
by Liz N'Gina November 02, 2004
mugGet the chicken and Granola Barsmug.
a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is
on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
by maddy_braps July 08, 2016
mugGet the nature valley granola barmug.