grandfather blunt

N. A third-generation blunt, having nothing to do with tediously stuffing an unbroken blunt wrap full of chronic. To make a grandfather blunt, first one must begin smoking first-generation ("normal") blunts and harvesting roaches. After harvesting enough 'resinated' weed from those roaches to roll another blunt, one would twist up with it, creating a second-generation blunt. One would smoke the second-generation blunt and save the roach, then repeat the process with enough second-generation blunts to roll another blunt. Once this final blunt is rolled, one has a grandfather, or third-generation blunt.

"If it takes the roaches of ten blunts to make a second-generation blunt, and the roaches of ten of those to make a third-generation blunt, then this grandfather blunt we are smoking required the smoking of 110 blunts to create."
"Wow, I'm getting really high."
"What?"
"What?"

by The Murderous January 5, 2008

Grandfather Crumbs

The residue in a bag of weed that, because of its size, has filtered through the larger buds to the bottom, getting to about the size of a crumb that would be stuck in a grandfather's beard.

Let's roll a joint, I've got a lot of grandfather crumbs.

What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!

by 1234509876 October 26, 2010

grandfather joint

A grandfather joint is a joint made out of roaches. The grandfather joint is stronger than a normal joint due the marijuana resin accumulated on the roach.

Lets roll a grandfather joint out of all those roaches.

by MattySA July 3, 2006

Grandfather Cock

Stand naked in the corner of a room with arms extended like the hands of a clock while rocking hips side to side to slap one's balls against his thigh rhythmically with every second

Uncle Lester got drunk again on Thanksgiving and did the grandfather cock in the corner of the living room for hours until my mom finally called the police

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

Ur grandfather helicopter

Worse than ur granny tranny

Everytime this is said the world will start to end 1 minute closer

Jack:Ur granny tranny dumbass
Kevin:Is that all you got?
Jack: whats yours dumbass
Kevin: ur grandfather helicopter

*jack dies of shock*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 March 14, 2018

stairway in a grandfather clock

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.

"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

grandfather clock

While mooning someone, the mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls. He then sways back and fourth as to make his dick look like the long pendulum on a grandfather clock

It just started as a casual moon, but then turned into a grandfather clock

by wing ding June 4, 2006